If you think that Thanksgiving is about turkeys and pumpkin pie… …you are about as smart as a turkey and as bright as a six week old jack-o-lantern without a candle. Sorry to insult you, but I thought maybe, perhaps, I could just shake you up a little bit so that you would know… …just […]
Hate scouring for parking space? Languishing on lines? Getting crushed in the crowds? That’s what it takes to give and receive holiday presents. Maybe this year, you’d like to receive some Christmas or Hanukkah “presence” instead. Download our PDF to find out more. For printing and distribution, download this PDF.
We interviewed the Human Vegetable to hear what he had to say. What follows is an actual transcript of his remarks: Yep, that was me. The human vegetable. I was a potato. I had eyes, but I couldn’t see. I was corn. I had ears, but I couldn’t hear. I was lettuce. I had a […]
Is Christianity in film adaptation a Jewish concern?” The question is posed by Joe Eskenazi, staff writer for “J” magazine. In fact, Eskenazi’s article was the cover story in last week’s edition of the magazine. He quotes one rabbi as saying: “Should Jewish children see this movie or read the books? I’m unsure. My personal […]
Shopping with credit cards can be very rewarding! With just a wave of your credit card, you can go on vacation and rent that car you could never afford to buy. (Of course, driving it is another story!) You can buy the most exquisite clothes and dine at the finest restaurants. Just remember, if you […]
Meshugge or Messiah? You know what meshugge means, right? It’s Yiddish for crazy, loony, nuts, weird. But do you know the meaning of Messiah? (pick one) A. A way of stalling indefinitely B. The beginning of an apology… C. Music that sounds a little like a classical rendition of “Yes, We Have No Bananas.” D. […]
God doesn’t come to our door for a handout in a goblin costume, putting us on the spot for a trick or treat. God is no jack-o-lantern-in-the-sky… His imposing presence doesn’t say to us that if we don’t treat him right, he’s going to pull some cosmic prank, such as famine, cardiac arrest, or clogged […]
When we were kids playing hide ‘n seek, there was usually a place declared “safe.” It was great; you could go there without worrying that another kid would catch you. In baseball, we could be “safe” on base or “safe at home.” Wasn’t it always such a relief to get “safe”? Sure it was. But […]
We wanted to let you know that none of our staff was harmed in last week’s terrorist attacks on London. Naomi Rothstein, one of our writers at Jews for Jesus San Francisco Headquarters, composed a tract that day titled “Where is ‘Safe’?”. Please feel free to share this with your believing or unbelieving friends. You […]
Don’t forget to turn your clocks back for daylight savings time before you go to bed on Saturday night, October 30, plus we have a tract for the occasion.
It’s a new one by Moishe Rosen and you are welcome to reproduce it, just keep all the copyright info intact.
Broadsides Halloween does not point to Jesus, but we have a Halloween tract that does. You can download it for free and make photocopies for trick-or-treaters, colleagues at work, or whomever. Click here to download “It’s Not Like…” Daylight Savings Time ends on Sunday morning, October 26, so don’t forget to turn your clocks back […]
B’Hemah B’hemah is the Hebrew word for animal” or “beast.” Our artists Terry and Patricia regard this huge process stat camera as a one-eyed monster, perhaps because it’s so big. When fully extended, the bellows is six feet long, and the lens is the size of a two-lb. coffee can. Actually, the Acti 225 is […]