*Jewishness or Jewish culture

A two-part riddle:

You hate it in the subway,
but pay to do it at a spa;
it embarrasses you during a presentation or job interview,
but you’re proud of it at the gym.

OK, so that was pretty easy, but now, part two: do you know the Yiddish word for sweat? Is it:

A. shvitz B. schmooze C. shavuot

Answer:

If you answered A, mazel tov, stop shvitzing, you got it right.

If you answered B, you got the Jewish word for chatting (also known as kibbitzing), which is a lot more fun than shvitzing, unless you’re in a sauna with your buddies, in which case shmoozing and shvitzing go together.

If you answered C, did you READ last month’s Newsletter?