E-mail is a great way to minister to unbelievers, but it’s also a fun way for believers to encourage one another and occasionally amuse one another. The following cute stuff” came to us via e-mail and we thought you might enjoy a chuckle.

It is truly astonishing what happens to Bible stories when they are retold by children. Here are some brilliant misconceptions:

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.

Samson was a strong man who was led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

The Egyptians all drowned in the dessert.

Moses died before he reached Canada.

The 5th Commandment is: Humor thy father and thy mother.

Moses went up Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and his son obeyed him.

David was skilled at playing the liar.

Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire by night.

Samson slew the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.


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