Evangelist’s Performance Appraisal
|PERFORMANCE FACTORS||FAR EXCEEDS JOB REQUIREMENTS||EXCEEDS JOB REQUIREMENTS||MEETS JOB REQUIREMENTS||NEEDS SOME IMPROVEMENT||DOES NOT MEET MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS|
|Quality||Leaps tall buildings with a single bound||Must take running start to leap over tall buildings||Can only leap over short or medium buildings with no spires||Crashes into buildings when attempting to jump over them||Cannot recognize buildings at all, let alone jump|
|Timeliness||Is faster than a speeding bullet||Is as fast as a speeding bullet||Is not quite so fast as a speeding bullet||Would you believe a slow bullet?||Wounds self with bullets when attempting to shoot|
|Initiative and Stamina||Is more powerful than a locomotive||Is stronger than a bull elephant||Is as strong as a baby elephant||Thinks he’s Dumbo, the baby elephant||Tries to fly, but ears will not flap|
|Communication||Talks with God face to face like Moses did||Talks with the angels||Talks to self||Argues with self||Loses those arguments|
|Adaptability||Walks on water consistently||Walks on water in emergencies||Floats on water||Gets easily winded when doing the dog paddle||Sinks rather than swims|
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