Products That Didn’t Make it This Holiday Season

Our Purple Pomegranate Productions catalog may seem to have an endless assortment of good and worthwhile products, but even our buyer has to say no to some vendors who want us to carry their products. Here are a few that didn’t make the cut this year. Maybe you can figure out why.

Hat Rack Hanukkiah: a must for those with limited hallway space. However, it’s recommended that you blow out the candles before hanging any hats or coats on it, unless you use dripless candles.

Chia Hanukkiah: not recommended if you have a cat or a snake, this one was a favorite among vegetarians and gardeners who tested it—but almost no one else.

Kinehora Hanukkiah: the instructions that came with this said that you’re to toss some salt over your shoulder while lighting it. Takes practice, but definitely worth it. Also recommended: light only seven of the eight days of candles because you don’t want to press your luck.

Clap On/Clap Off Hanukkiah: the ultimate item for JAPs who can’t be bothered with actually buying the candles or lighting the matches.

Menorah on a Rope: we cannot attest to its reliability because the candles kept going out every time we turned on the shower.

Menorah for Dummies: comes with its own calculator so you can figure out how many days of Hanukkah are left

And last but not least—Invisible Menorah: useful if you don’t want to call attention to yourself in your neighborhood, but since Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights, what would be the point?

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Melissa Moskowitz | Los Angeles

Young Adult Ministry

Melissa Moskowitz has been a part of Jews for Jesus since 1976. She was born and raised in the Bronx and came to believe in Jesus while in college. Throughout her 40 years of service with the ministry, she's had the opportunity to use her giftings in youth and young adult work; in publications; through photography; and for the past 16 years in young adult ministry. Currently living on the west side of Los Angeles (to be closer to her grandson), Melissa maintains a monthly Shabbat fellowship for young adults and other events for the LA young adult community. A new initiative for the LA branch that Melissa is spearheading is ArtShareCollective/LA, a visionary community of Jewish believing artists who desire to use their creativity for the Gospel.

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